SPOOF TEXT 3

Earings

One day in the Sunday night, there was a group of young people that gathering. When they were gathering theywere talk about homosexual in indonesia.

Dadang said to his friends that there was one general characteristic of homosexsual.”If he is homosexual, he is using earing in the right ear.” said dadang, and also jeering iqbal , that community judged him as homo because of the way he was use cosmetic.

“So iqbal is not homo sexual, because he is using earing on the left ears” said dadang. Iqbal said with loud,” sory brother, yes i am homo but i’am left-handed homosexual.

 

SPOOF TEXT 2

Lost Sandals

When one of the student organizations at Rita’s campus held a two-day event in Puncak,
she decided to join it. Unfortunately, right after  they arrived, Rita lost her flip-flops.
Consequently, Every time Rita went outdoors, she had to borrow a pair of sandals from someone.
After a while, she had enough of it. So, during a campfire night, while everybody was sitting around the fire and eating their bellies full of grilled fish, Rita grabbed a nearby bullhorn and shouted, ”anyone who’s wearing my sandals, please GIVE THEM BACK to me!’ At once someone among the seated crowd shouted back at her,

”And give ME back MY sandals now, girl!

SPOOF TEXT 1

Who is wrong?

There was a genius boynamed Ryan,he always got the perfect scores in any lessons in his school, but one day he came to his house with sadness, his father ask him,”what happen with you, my son”,”i got 90 points in math test today” said ryan sadly,”give me your paper test” said his father, then ryan gave his paper. After a quiet while his father felt wonder, because he tought ryan’s answere is true, all of that. And he said “ tomorrow i will accompanyng you to meet your teacher”.

Inw, ryan’s and his father met the teacher . Ryan’s father threw the paper right away in front of the teacher and said, “are you stupid? My son is very genius he answer’s very well. Then the teacher said,”calm down,sir!calm down,sir! Let sit and explain me what’s wrong?”. 

His father sit and tell “why my son’s answer’s at number 10 that the question is which one the point is bigger , additional or multiply?”. “And your son’s answer is?” said the teacher. His father said “ multiply, and i think his answer is correct.!”. Oh i see...it is absolutely false!” said the teacher.  The father said why?!”. Everybody knew that multiply’s point is bigger than additional.” and the teacher said “ ok now i asking you 5x1=?”

“5” said his father. The teacher asked again “now 5+1=?”

‘6’ said his father again. “so which one is bigger?” said the teacher with proudly. Ryan’s father speechless.

(Quite situation.......)