The Endless Faith

Teacher is explaining so fast in the class, almost all of the student are confused to hear the explanation from that teacher. But is not happen to her. She is listen the teacher so carefully and it also with me. I also stare to her seriously. The bell is ringing, shows that it’s the time town go home, and the sound push me to immediately to run out from my fantasy. I also carry a backpack to go home with me. My vehicle tire is rolling and finally stops in my home. But it’s not the same with my mind. I still thinking about her. I feel so tired and confused; I walked slowly into my personal imagination room. I was surprised by the arrival of light that opened my eyes, just like I was born in an empty world.

A woman came slowly towards my face, my lips trembling, my heart is pounding, and my blood flow faster, it all feels like being chased by the scariest monster in the world and I hope I will rescued by Superman, “Who is fool ? I still trapped in my child hood fantasy, because Superman is doesn’t exist’. Suddenly she called my name, in a moment it scatters all of my fantasies, which appears in front if I was the girl. Had occurred to my minds that make a speculation that the woman is like Superman who came to save me. Instantly I see the light behind the woman. Just in the moment I woke up, and in the fact the light that I saw just know is light from the sun, “AAAHHH, it was just a dream. Beside that, that’s all is impossible, because she will never come to me”.

“Oh no I am late”. Directly I ride my vehicle to make me come to school on time. When I was arriving in the school I directly go to the class and this bored day is started. Somehow I just realize that this is not like usual, there is some thing missing but I don’t know what that is. Tim is running and the bell is ringing. When every student has went home I still in the class to tidy up my entire book. On that moment I just realized about the missing things in this day, she didn’t go to school this morning. I see her chair that empty know. There is something strange, she always go to school before, “AAAAHHH, what I have been thinking about, maybe she is sick or have family event.”

Those bored day is running continuously, and for today its already for the eight time she didn’t go to school. I don’t know what happen to her, this bored day become so terrific, I just like lose in my fantasy that never ended. And after I investigate, she has move to another city to follow her parents. “But why?  Why she leave me so alone.” 

I keep finding out about her until I met one of the best friends and she said, “before Bunga move she left for you a letter. Sorry I just gave it right now, this letter has been with me for seven days”. I open the letter with a sense of curiosity and a little annoyed at her friend. I gasped, shocked and realized that my love is unrequited. But it’s all too late, she has gone and I have not had time to express love to her. Until now I still believe that she still likes me, whether it’s just my assumption it or not, but I hope not. Yaaaa, I still believe in you and I also believe that you believe in me too.

Inspired by:

Cliff Richard - I Still Believe In You

SPOOF TEXT 3

Earings

One day in the Sunday night, there was a group of young people that gathering. When they were gathering theywere talk about homosexual in indonesia.

Dadang said to his friends that there was one general characteristic of homosexsual.”If he is homosexual, he is using earing in the right ear.” said dadang, and also jeering iqbal , that community judged him as homo because of the way he was use cosmetic.

“So iqbal is not homo sexual, because he is using earing on the left ears” said dadang. Iqbal said with loud,” sory brother, yes i am homo but i’am left-handed homosexual.

 

SPOOF TEXT 2

Lost Sandals

When one of the student organizations at Rita’s campus held a two-day event in Puncak,
she decided to join it. Unfortunately, right after  they arrived, Rita lost her flip-flops.
Consequently, Every time Rita went outdoors, she had to borrow a pair of sandals from someone.
After a while, she had enough of it. So, during a campfire night, while everybody was sitting around the fire and eating their bellies full of grilled fish, Rita grabbed a nearby bullhorn and shouted, ”anyone who’s wearing my sandals, please GIVE THEM BACK to me!’ At once someone among the seated crowd shouted back at her,

”And give ME back MY sandals now, girl!

SPOOF TEXT 1

Who is wrong?

There was a genius boynamed Ryan,he always got the perfect scores in any lessons in his school, but one day he came to his house with sadness, his father ask him,”what happen with you, my son”,”i got 90 points in math test today” said ryan sadly,”give me your paper test” said his father, then ryan gave his paper. After a quiet while his father felt wonder, because he tought ryan’s answere is true, all of that. And he said “ tomorrow i will accompanyng you to meet your teacher”.

Inw, ryan’s and his father met the teacher . Ryan’s father threw the paper right away in front of the teacher and said, “are you stupid? My son is very genius he answer’s very well. Then the teacher said,”calm down,sir!calm down,sir! Let sit and explain me what’s wrong?”. 

His father sit and tell “why my son’s answer’s at number 10 that the question is which one the point is bigger , additional or multiply?”. “And your son’s answer is?” said the teacher. His father said “ multiply, and i think his answer is correct.!”. Oh i see...it is absolutely false!” said the teacher.  The father said why?!”. Everybody knew that multiply’s point is bigger than additional.” and the teacher said “ ok now i asking you 5x1=?”

“5” said his father. The teacher asked again “now 5+1=?”

‘6’ said his father again. “so which one is bigger?” said the teacher with proudly. Ryan’s father speechless.

(Quite situation.......)