The Endless Faith

Teacher is explaining so fast in the class, almost all of the student are confused to hear the explanation from that teacher. But is not happen to her. She is listen the teacher so carefully and it also with me. I also stare to her seriously. The bell is ringing, shows that it’s the time town go home, and the sound push me to immediately to run out from my fantasy. I also carry a backpack to go home with me. My vehicle tire is rolling and finally stops in my home. But it’s not the same with my mind. I still thinking about her. I feel so tired and confused; I walked slowly into my personal imagination room. I was surprised by the arrival of light that opened my eyes, just like I was born in an empty world.

A woman came slowly towards my face, my lips trembling, my heart is pounding, and my blood flow faster, it all feels like being chased by the scariest monster in the world and I hope I will rescued by Superman, “Who is fool ? I still trapped in my child hood fantasy, because Superman is doesn’t exist’. Suddenly she called my name, in a moment it scatters all of my fantasies, which appears in front if I was the girl. Had occurred to my minds that make a speculation that the woman is like Superman who came to save me. Instantly I see the light behind the woman. Just in the moment I woke up, and in the fact the light that I saw just know is light from the sun, “AAAHHH, it was just a dream. Beside that, that’s all is impossible, because she will never come to me”.

“Oh no I am late”. Directly I ride my vehicle to make me come to school on time. When I was arriving in the school I directly go to the class and this bored day is started. Somehow I just realize that this is not like usual, there is some thing missing but I don’t know what that is. Tim is running and the bell is ringing. When every student has went home I still in the class to tidy up my entire book. On that moment I just realized about the missing things in this day, she didn’t go to school this morning. I see her chair that empty know. There is something strange, she always go to school before, “AAAAHHH, what I have been thinking about, maybe she is sick or have family event.”

Those bored day is running continuously, and for today its already for the eight time she didn’t go to school. I don’t know what happen to her, this bored day become so terrific, I just like lose in my fantasy that never ended. And after I investigate, she has move to another city to follow her parents. “But why?  Why she leave me so alone.” 

I keep finding out about her until I met one of the best friends and she said, “before Bunga move she left for you a letter. Sorry I just gave it right now, this letter has been with me for seven days”. I open the letter with a sense of curiosity and a little annoyed at her friend. I gasped, shocked and realized that my love is unrequited. But it’s all too late, she has gone and I have not had time to express love to her. Until now I still believe that she still likes me, whether it’s just my assumption it or not, but I hope not. Yaaaa, I still believe in you and I also believe that you believe in me too.

Inspired by:

Cliff Richard - I Still Believe In You

SPOOF TEXT 3

Earings

One day in the Sunday night, there was a group of young people that gathering. When they were gathering theywere talk about homosexual in indonesia.

Dadang said to his friends that there was one general characteristic of homosexsual.”If he is homosexual, he is using earing in the right ear.” said dadang, and also jeering iqbal , that community judged him as homo because of the way he was use cosmetic.

“So iqbal is not homo sexual, because he is using earing on the left ears” said dadang. Iqbal said with loud,” sory brother, yes i am homo but i’am left-handed homosexual.

 

SPOOF TEXT 2

Lost Sandals

When one of the student organizations at Rita’s campus held a two-day event in Puncak,
she decided to join it. Unfortunately, right after  they arrived, Rita lost her flip-flops.
Consequently, Every time Rita went outdoors, she had to borrow a pair of sandals from someone.
After a while, she had enough of it. So, during a campfire night, while everybody was sitting around the fire and eating their bellies full of grilled fish, Rita grabbed a nearby bullhorn and shouted, ”anyone who’s wearing my sandals, please GIVE THEM BACK to me!’ At once someone among the seated crowd shouted back at her,

”And give ME back MY sandals now, girl!

SPOOF TEXT 1

Who is wrong?

There was a genius boynamed Ryan,he always got the perfect scores in any lessons in his school, but one day he came to his house with sadness, his father ask him,”what happen with you, my son”,”i got 90 points in math test today” said ryan sadly,”give me your paper test” said his father, then ryan gave his paper. After a quiet while his father felt wonder, because he tought ryan’s answere is true, all of that. And he said “ tomorrow i will accompanyng you to meet your teacher”.

Inw, ryan’s and his father met the teacher . Ryan’s father threw the paper right away in front of the teacher and said, “are you stupid? My son is very genius he answer’s very well. Then the teacher said,”calm down,sir!calm down,sir! Let sit and explain me what’s wrong?”. 

His father sit and tell “why my son’s answer’s at number 10 that the question is which one the point is bigger , additional or multiply?”. “And your son’s answer is?” said the teacher. His father said “ multiply, and i think his answer is correct.!”. Oh i see...it is absolutely false!” said the teacher.  The father said why?!”. Everybody knew that multiply’s point is bigger than additional.” and the teacher said “ ok now i asking you 5x1=?”

“5” said his father. The teacher asked again “now 5+1=?”

‘6’ said his father again. “so which one is bigger?” said the teacher with proudly. Ryan’s father speechless.

(Quite situation.......)

 

 

Expression Dialog

Dance on the Earth

At 2552 , many people make a group dance. Kepinding and Tanah are the biggest. Kepinding ad tanah always battle and show their skill. They wanna be femous. They always battle anytime and anywhere. Doni and Iqbal are the kepinding leader. They always walk around to find another dancer . And they meet Rendra end Naufal, leader of Tanah.


Doni : Look that.
Iqbal : Oh, it so bad.
Doni: Let's we show some move.
[walk to Rendra and Naufal]

Iqbal: Hey what's up ?
Naufal: Hey
Rendra: What do you looking for ?
Doni: Nothing, just walking around
Iqbal: And we meet both of you here
Naufal :What do you think about our dance ?
Doni: you say that a dance ?? For us is nothing.
Iqbal: It's so bad
Rendra: You wanna battle ?
Doni: Why not ?
[ They are showing their movement to other but , Iqbal and Naufal get Injured]
Doni and Iqbal : Ouch, ohh no. My back.. Its really hurt...It's very painful.
Iqbal: Let's go to hospital
Doni: yeah.. let's go
[Iqbal and Doni get injured and can't dance again for a long time]
[ after a few month letter]
Rendra and Naufal wanna visit Iqbal and Doni. They wanna take a look for Iqbal and doni condition.

Rendra: Hi, How are you ? Getting better ?
Doni: Yes, Thank goodness, it's getting better.
Naufal: Ohh ya, We bring some fruit for you.
Iqbal : Thank's a lot
Doni: We're sorry about the last battle.
Iqbal:And we know that your dance is so wonderful
Doni: Yeah it so Terrific.
Rendra: dont talk to much, we're not god enough
Naufal: Yeah, You good in your self, and we good in our self.
Doni : But we're so sorry , please accept our apologize.
Naufal: it's not problem.

After that , they decide to unite they group . Kepinding and Tanah are changed into  "Slash Move", and a new group, "Slash Move" be the biggest group in the world.

Conditional Sentences

Type 1

1.     If i meet you, i will sing a song for you

2.     If i practice hard i will pass the competition

3.     If i send the message now you will receive it tomorrow

4.     Paijo will go to Bali tomorrow if he gets a cheap flight

5.     If i do this test , i will improve my deutsch

Type 2

1.     If I talked to her, I would give her a poem

2.     If i were rich, my life would change completely

3.     Doni would buy a guitar if he had the money

4.     I would help you if i i knew how

5.     If you study you would smart

Type 3

1.     If I had practiced English last night, I would have passed the competition

2.     If I had worked harder, I would have had a guitar

3.     If it had not started to rain, we would have walked to the mosque

4.     I would have written you a message if i had had your phone number

5.     If Doni  had had the money, he would have bought a Guitar.

The Switched Fairies

            One day, in the garden and lush red chili, there lived three groups of live fairies who were pregnant with their dwarves,where two of which had naturally different characteristics.

            One morning, the three fairies felt that they would give birth, so the dwarves had summoned a physician (midwife) to come into their garden.

"Physician (midwife) , can you come into our garden?"

"What is going on?"

"The fairy will give birth"

"Really?"

"Yes ... hurry up!"

The physician (midwife) and the dwarves arrived to the garden.

A few moments later, there came the sound of crying babies.

One of the fairy queen gave birth to a child who was very ugly, the fairy queen was very shy having a child like that. Then, the fairy queen switched his son with the another fairy’s child.

As time went by, it was held a party to choose the queen of all fairies in the garden as they had their well-upbringing. The next day, the feast began, the three candidates for queen fairies to-be, gathered in the world fairy hall. The mother of the wicked fairy had been making plans for his child to win the contest. Finally, at the time of the election process, the child of the evil fairy saw a birthmark on the neck which was exactly the same with hers. suddenly,  the child of the evil fairy got halusinated  her ​​past events and good fairy’s child. she daydreamt and regretted it all. She immediately asked her mother (evil fairy). 

"Mother please answer honestly whose child I am"  The mother was silent as she replied haltingly.

"Why do you ask?"

"I saw a birthmark on good fairy that shows that I am not your child"

"Ahhhhh it's just how you feel alone (with anger)”

Then the wicked fairy godmother came to the palace and asked the good fairy while threatening.

 "What have you done with my child?"
"What did you say? I do not understand!"
"She confessed that she was your child!"
Good Fairies, "is not that true? You switched our children!"

Without saying anything, bad fairy godmother had told her the dwarves to capture the fairy good mother. Fairy good mother was imprisoned in a place, very far away from where she lived. The good fairy was trying to release her mother. By all the effort, a good fairy godmother finally escaped. Now the good fairy mother went back to her own mother, and so did the wicked fairy.

One time, the dwarves brought a pleasant news from another country. They said that a handsome prince was looking for a wife in order to continue his role of King to-be. king. Both fairy godmothers were very pleased to hear the news.  They wanted a fairy prince in order to be spouse for their children. Then the fairy godmother told this to their children. Hearing this, the children tried hard,  so they could be chosen by the fairy prince. Competition started between good fairies and evil ones. Then, they had war of words.

“ hah, I will certainly be chosen to be the wife of the fairy prince”
                 

“hahahaah do not be so confident! Not sure the handsome prince will pick you!

“heh, do not talk nonsense! Fairy prince would have chosen me! Obviously, I'm prettier than you! Look at you” ugly! have a very large birthmark on the neck! How would fairy prince take you with large birthmark on ! Hahahahhaha

“fairy prince will not only see me from the outside only! Just wait and see it
   later!
“What if we hold a competition. The winner got right to get a fairy prince.
“OK. Deal.”
“What is it?”
“We hold a competition the most beautiful fairy in this chili garden. We  gathered all the fairy fairies, they got their own right to choose who the most beautiful fairy will be.

“Okay.”

Both children held the competition. The fairies gathered all the fairies of all universe. However,  before it started, the evil fairy had planned previously. The evil fairy threatened to destroy life of the fairies not choosing the evil fairy on the competition. In brief, the competition ended.

Then, the evil fairy won the competition. The good one let the fairy prince marry the evil fairy. One time, the evil fairy went to the country of fairy prince to meet him telling that she was the person chosen as the most beautiful fairy of the universe. Then, she asked the prince to marry her soon. The fairy prince, however, did not immediately believed in the evil fairy. The next day, the fairy prince tried to find out the truth. One of the fairies from the chili garden admitted that all fairies had been warned by the evil fairy to choose her to be. Hearing the truth, the fairy prince came over to the garden to look for her spouse later on. As he got there, the evil fairy immediately came closer to him and said “ the fairy prince, surely you come here to look for me, don’t you?” Without responding, the fairy prince kept looking for the fairy of her wife to-be. While searching, he heard a beautiful voice from a chili tree. The fairy prince came over to the tree and saw a fairy with the green clothes sitting on the chili tree. Soon, the fairy prince was charmed with the beauty and the beautiful voice of the fairy. Finally, the prince said “You are the one I have been looking for, the beautiful fairy. Will you be my wife?”

Not very soon, the good fairy was speechless and immediately said that she was ready to marry him.

            Finally, the good fairy married the fairy prince. The lived happily. The fairy godmother was very happy to see her child with the fairy prince. The evil fairy was not able to accept the reality, and she commited suicide. The evil godmother regretted all of what she had done and she got stressed due to her child’s death.

The moral values :

1. The good thing will end with happy ending and the bad one will last  oppositely.

2. the regret always occurs at the end.